March 2012
104 posts
normal teenagers when parents or roommates are away →
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normal teenagers when parents or roommates are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
me when parents or roommates are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on →
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mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i’m just kidding please call the cops
Shit people say at Restaurants.
Quotes:
HEY JANESE!!!!
I GIVE YOU THE GOD OF PORN, MR. JAMES DEEN!!
Oh my God that second one…
Like if you want James Deen to take your virginity
Who the fuck doesn’t? He’s a fucking GOD.
Play
1:56
Fuck.
I suck. I fail. BRIANNA I’M SORRY I TRIED TO REPLY AND I FAILED.
PS. I know I’m a hot bitch. No need to remind me. ;]






